Title: Horny and the Dead
Company/Director: Jeff Ching
Genre: Comedy... I guess
Reviewed by MidbackMan

Summary:
	A bunch of stupid friends do some stupid shit & have sex with various people and
things & do some other stuff that never connect or have any relevance whatsoever to anything
that happens in the main plot. But there is no plot. It's HORRIBLE! Not to mention it's the
biggest borefest ever.


Scale:
1 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	This is a comedy, right? You know, movies are supposed to invoke some sort of reaction
in you other than boredom and that's what makes them good movies. I think the only reaction
I had was a yawn, two sneezes and a sigh of boredom.
	The story lacks in everything area and makes no sense. There's no point to the movie.
It goes nowhere and it's voiced by equally boring people who make the movie even less
watchable. It's written poorly and throughout the movie, if you watch it, you'll be thinking
how stupid what that guy just said sounds.
	It's about a bunch of friends who do stuff and at the end Jeff ends it like he was
telling us the story of their lives. A nice idea I think but throughout the whole movie I
kept having the thought, I think I know what he's trying to do here but it doesn't work
(mostly because this movie is the worst of the 3dmm lot & is a prime example of what not to
do in your movies to make them enjoyable. If this were a real movie and it didn't have the
stupid humor Jeff finds funny then it COULD be a good movie but that doesn't mean that this
movie is good.
	The quality of the animation and scenery feels really poorly done, rushed. I'm sick
of seeing the same crap over and over again with old premade scenery and click and drag crap,
especially since the plot goes absolutely nowhere. It's full of really stupid humor that
only a mildly retarded kid who's grown up home schooled by chimps would enjoy. Jeff leaves
us with a little quote at the end"I just wasted 45 minutes of your time." Yeah, that's true.


Story:		 4/10  
Graphics:	 2/10 
Creativity:	 4/10
Voices:		 2/10
Music:		 2/10
Total:		 14/50 (Fourteen)


The Movies Highs:
*It Ends
*When it ends I was happy
*That must mean the very end was watchable
*And the End made the whole movie feel a little less like I wasted my time but I still did
*So, we've learned that it's not worth your time.


The Movies Lows:
*Boring
*Not Funny; I've beaten up kids who act like this
*Bad Animation
*Bad music
*Bad voicing including quality & the script; 2 year olds are smarter than this & funnier
*Just Bad


Bottom Line:
	If you like this type of humor then you're an idiot.


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