Title: Johnny Knocker
Director: Hamish Gavin
Genre: Action/Comedy
Reviewer: Tuna Hematoma

Depth - 7/15
Animation - 9/10
Music - 6/10
Sound Effects - 8/10
Balance - 7/10
Innovation - 7/10
Extras - 5/5
Total - 49/70


Death can be funny too!

I'm going to guess that Hamish intended this to be a funny PAM (poinltess action movie)
because a lot of the voices and the way people died was really funny. Maybe I've just
seen so many things like this, I don't find them icky anymore... I dunno, IT'S FUNNY
TO ME, so there you have it. Like most PAM's it goes straight into the protagonist doing
various evil things.

I liked how the Bo the Boxer guy suddenly realizes who this evil dude is when it flashes
to a newscast... I dunno, I just laughed, cuz he's like "OH! THIS GUY IS EVIL" as if
it wasn't evident he's evil, HE LOOKED EVIL. That's all you need, everyone should know
that! Come on now.

Yes, I do recommend this movie as a cheesy little "Hey look, that guy died in a funny way"
type movie, but nothing more.

3.5 Fish

I was going to take of .5 fish because of the retarded title, but then I realized that
was a little mean, so I kept it on... but seriously... the title Hamish... just no.