Title: Shit Happens
Director: Jeff Ching
Reviewer: Tuna Hematoma

Depth - 8/15
Animation - 3/10
Music - 4/10
Sound Effects - 5/10
Balance - 5/10
Innovation - 8/10
Extras - 5/5
Total - 38/70 (2.5 Fish)


Well, it's a 52 minute long Jeff Ching movie...

I wasn't expecting much when watching this and I didn't get much.
It's a Jeff Ching movie, so I'm not going to go into grave detail about
how much Jeff Ching sucks at animating. All you need to know that 
it's extremely bad and even with various people doing animations
and scenery... but that's what I didn't get, other people were doing the
animations and yet they still sucked hard... so it's either everyone
involved, sucks at animating, or they did an excellent job at sucking
just as much as Jeff Ching, so no one could tell the difference. Either
way, it's JEFF CHING ANIMATIONS... so it equals craptastic.

The movie is about Robert Domkey (notice the "y", as it's not our favourite
german, that we all know and love) who gets fired, beats up his boss and
runs from the police and holds a bunch of people hostage, who are also
part of the story. It's a neat idea, but it didn't work well at all. The only 
character I even felt like I "knew" was Domkey, mainly because he was
the main person shown... the others didn't have enough screentime for
me to care who they were, or how their lives were going. Also, the whole
hostage thing should have been A LOT longer. I won't say why, as it's a 
major spoiler, but... Anthony Robbins has some competition if Domkey was
a real person.

On the technical side, it was disgusting. Why Jeff Ching didn't TOTALLY
recast people who lost mics/couldn't do voices, whatever the reason, is
beyond me... holy crap... I mean... Jeff Ching told me that Wolfendale lost
his mic and couldn't do voices, so he gave me some voices to do... if I knew
that I was only redoing SOME voices, I would have gladly done all the voices...
I mean... it the same scenes, the voices changes... like... GAH! That annoyed
the hell out of me... I think it was like that for 2 characters in the movie... I mean
c'mon Jeff Ching, what the hell is that? Not ONLY that, but the quality of most of
the voices were complete garbage. This is a note to Jeff Ching and anyone 
else who runs into the same problem with voices... GET THE VOICE ACTORS
TO REDO THE LINES, OR GET SOMEONE ELSE WHO'S MIC ISN'T CRAP!!
GAHH!!!!

It's an interesting story, but the whole ending was flawed and really needed to
be reworked to make the audience actually care about the people in the movie.
I laughed quite a bit AT the movie, simply because of all the holes and poor
quality of many things.