Title: Slut
Company/Director: MideeMovies/Andrew Sales
Genre: Comedy
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	At the time of this review, Slut isn't the most brand new movie to come out but I
hadn't seen it before now and since someone else had it in their "favorites" list I thought
I'd check it out. It's good to bring back more people to notice the old films. I don't know
exactly how old it is, it had a poster of "N Sinkers" so I guess it couldn't have been born
before 1999, the year N'Sync first made it big (I think).
	The movie starts off with a cool opening sequence, an interesting title and
interesting music but then when the movie's first scene actually starts I was a bit put off
by the voices the very young actors were using. It a loud scream that only a little kid or
someone who has had their manhood chopped off, could perform.
	But after a little while you get to see where the movie is going and it really gets
good. Hell, even the grating yells get to be a bit funny after a while.
	The movie is also subtitled, for the hearing impaired, or the people who don't want
to listen to the childish screams so they turn off their speakers. The screams stop after
about a fourth of the way in by the way.
	Now, the story is about a Mad Scientist (i guess) who made a chip that will launch
a nuclear missle from his site, base, whatever but it somehow got mixed up inside a little
baby girls body and eighteen years later the madman decides to pursue her with a bunch of
henchmen (and a woman) to go make love to the girl (being that she's of legal age and all)
so as to force the chip out of her body. The story takes one or two cool turns that I'd
rather let you watch the movie to see but rest.
	If there was ever a movie that would deserve to be called one of "artistic vision"
this is it. Little Children are brilliant. I can't even explain how that is but it is what
it is. It also falls into the category of being a movie only a select group of people would
like (or even sit through the first minute of) so it's hard to recommend it to everyone out
there with my own seal of approval but I personally enjoyed it that much so I'm giving it
just that, my personal seal of approval.


Story:		8/10  
Animation:	7/10 
Scenery:	8/10
Voices:		8/10
Music:		8/10
Total:		39/50


The Movies Highs:
*Whacky off-type of humor
*Plain... yet somehow brilliant


The Movies Lows:
*The voices used in the beginning of the movie may turn off viewers


Bottom Line:
	Really "interesting" movie. Hard to explain but really in words with my limited
vocabulary but maybe you should check this out just to see. I recommend it if you like movies
that are original (which this DEFINITELY is) and if you like a certain type of comedy that
is... err, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SAY IT! But seriously, you should check this out. It's for
sure one of the better "things" out there.


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