Title: The Masters
Director: Konrad Chan
Genre: Action
Reviewer: Tuna Hematoma

Depth - 4/15
Animation - 3/10
Music - 2/10
Sound Effects - 1/10
Balance - 3/10
Innovation - 6/10
Extras - 0/5
Total - 20/70



Bongo the Traverlar meets actions scenes.

This movie was truly dredful. The only redeeming quality in this was, the use of defualt scenes...
but that was a problem in the movie! Default scenes... in an action movie? what the foo? That's
just silly. PLUS, not sure if it was a mistake or on purpose, but Chan had (many times) a dissolve effect
during the middle of car chasing scenes, or some other type of action sequence. Totally ridiculous.

This movie really failed to keep my attention, so I was basically watching
Rocky on FOX while this was going on. The only thing I got, was that there were these people after a special book, 
all coming to a retarded ending that will just make you shake your head and wonder "Why??". Along with all this
garbage, there were no voices! It's 2003 people, pick up a microphone or get people to voice act for you, it's
not that hard. I swear, this movie was just revived from 1997 or something

If I was 12 years old I would  probably find this movie somewhat entertaining, but to us older folk, this movie is 
an unequivocal failure.

1.5 Fish