Title: Aaarnishoz
Company/Director: Ben Wheele
Genre: Zombie Action Movie
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	What a dumbass title for a movie. It makes no sense. I think it was explained by a
poster on a wall in a room in a school that this movie takes place in where the poster
showed an ad for some Zombie Killer. The story of the movie is apparently told in the
opening credits where some shmoe astronaut on Mars gets pulled into some Alien place and
has his brain taken out or something. I wasn't really paying attention but it looked really
awesome. The two weird looking missiles started shooting toward Earth. One hit a baby and
the baby turned into a weird looking zombie and then started killing and infecting others
with the zombie virus or something. Anyway, it spreads to a school where only a couple
people are left to kick the zombies' asses with various shit they find. It's really cool and
the animation is wicked here.
	Oh, this one dude uses this sweet thing I'm not really sure what it is, it looked
like a fan that cut up zombies. Anyway, the shit in this movie (although some of it makes
little sense and isn't really explained very well) makes for a very cool and exciting movie
to watch. Also, some of the stuff in here I never even thought of doing in 3dmm. Very cool!
	Uhh, despite lack of involved plot that doesn't mean it's story wasn't present. I
don't want to make it seem any less great by telling it anymore than I have because I'm
probably not doing it justice. This is a very well done movie and the story and action flows
very well. The action isn't too long to get boring and isn't too short to not impress
enough. It's just right. That's why the 10 for story. It flows MUCH better than most 3dmm
movies I've seen and it's great to see a standard now in good 3dmm movies where the
Directors are taking a much more professional route with beginnings, middles and endings
that make sense even if the idiosyncrasies of the film make no sense and there are lots
of little silly plot gaps and things like for instance, why the hell does "Aaarnihoz" stay
in the movie for about 3 seconds before being killed?
	I think the last movie to have this good use of a thought out beginning, fun middle
filler, and well done climax was Sgt Steve (which appeared about the same time as this).
And like Sgt Steve I'm awarding this my Personal Seal of Approval.




Story:		10/10  
Animation:	10/10 
Scenery:	10/10
Voices:		7/10
Music:		10/10
Total:		47/50


The Movies Highs:
*Jesus Tap Dancing Christ the visuals man THE VISUALS!
*Swell use of music


The Movies Lows:
*It was PAM (pointless action movie); but that isn't always a bad thing I guess...


Bottom Line:
	Very gruesome action. Kicks ass. Haven't seen this much cool gore since Assylum.
Very worth getting. Midback's Personal Seal of Approval is what this gets. Yes.


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