Title: The Blue Cactus
Director: Kirk Donlan
Genre: Umm...
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	I have no god damned idea what the fuck this movie is about. The Blue Cactus is one
of them movies that tries to be a deep intellectual film but in actuality makes no sense at
all. But, rest assured that by the end of this movie you will have seen your first Blue
Cactus!
	The scenery in this movie's great. It's just too bad everything else screams "suck."
It starts to suck right from the beginning. The first thing we hear is a voice telling us
that today is the day his life changed (in a fake "trying to be dramatic" tone) and then
a short little fast paced driving sequence that ruins the fake drama even more. It's like
the beginning of a Ben Williams drama mixed with Honochio 3. It's stupid.
	Then the guy who is the main character (i think) goes home and talks to his lame
kid, we get to see a booby shot of the guys wife in a tub and then some wacky shit happens
that makes absolutely no sense at all. I am not even going to try to guess what the story
was about. Call me simple but this movie reeked!
	The only good things about it were some good music selections that seemed original
and fun to listen to and some excellent scenery. Not the animation or anything, just the
scenery. It was chock full of props and stuff that was all handmade and it looked great!
It's how everybody should make their scenery. Other than that stuff though, this movie is a
failed piece of art. If you like that crap that makes no sense then go get this or Tanked
Society.


Story:		1/10  
Animation:	6/10 
Scenery:	9/10
Voices:		7/10
Music:		10/10
Total:		33/50


The Movies Highs:
*Cool Scenery


The Movies Lows:
*Artsy but Makes no Sense


Bottom Line:
	If you want an artsy film go see Tanked Society. If you wanna see a movie with some
decent scenery and a lot of fading then download this.


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