Title: Corny Deaths 1
Director: Pandemomium Productions
Genre: Comedy/Deaths Movie
Review by: MidbackMan

1/10

Review:
	My god, this must be the millionth god damned "deaths movie" I've seen and THEY ALL
SUCK! If you like the genre, I'm sorry but for the love of god will the directors of this
crap PLEASE STOP?! Who's the audience for this movie, anyway? Does anyone even watch and
enjoy these movies? I mean, they suck! There are a few stupid random style deaths with those
boring to watch fade outs in between each one (aparently to make the movie seem longer) and
did I mention that they all suck?! The deaths in this movie aren't even (as the movie says)
corny, but rather horribly stupid! I mean, one death involved a man standing still, while
a machine gun blast type of sound went off and another man slowly "fainted." Hasn't anyone
heard of fast movement?! Another is comprised of a single man who suddenly just turns into
a skeleton and a red blob appears behind him, which could only be a lame excuse for blood.
I couldn't even begin to explain that death. Oh, and to top it all off, like another "death
movie" that I reviewed around the same time as this movie, known as Deaths 3, both are
somehow in cahoots or have been contributed to in some small way by the maker of the "Quick
Death" movies. So, you KNOW they suck when their inspiration is a movie like Quick Deaths.
If you haven't learned your lesson by now, I'll just say it again, STAY AWAY FROM THESE
PIECES OF CRAP!