Title: Deaths 3
Director: Eric Bullock
Genre: Comedy/Deaths Movie
Review by: MidbackMan

1/10

Review:
	Deaths THREE! WOOHOO! MORE CRAP! Recently, I've seen so much crap in the ways of
these retarded thirty second movies of random type deaths that I think I actually burned a
hole in my eye from watching this diseased stuff. This time, like every other one of these
crapfests, there's very few deaths. So few, that they actually count them off one at a
time. And to make them seem longer, they use the fade effect throughout the movie. This
stuff is such a waste of time! It's HORRIBLE!
	I'd recently reviewed some other crap death movies that belonged to a director by
the name of Alex Stefanelli. In the end credits of this thing, I found that Alex S. had
actually donated some crap to this movie. Look everybody, the two worst directors Death
Movie Directors in the world are teaming up to bring us the biggest pile of shit ever made!
If it were up to me, THAT should be it's biggest (and only) selling point.
	Btw, for the dude hwo made this movie, if you were wondering what some of the names
of the things you portrayed in the movie were but didn't know, being "stretched", in that
scene is a torture device called the Rack. And the "spiked coffin" is called an Iron
Maiden. Just thought I'd help you out there. I don't know why but I can never take Death
movies seriously...