Title: Enriched Enlightenment
Company/Director: Will Maltby & Chris Ward
Genre: Action
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	I'd seen this once at a friends house and he was like, "this is the best movie ever"
and I got bored and went home. I think I may have watched it once again at some point but
never reviewed it. Since there was nothing else good to watch recently I felt like watching
this and reviewing it. By the way i really liked the sequel to this: DD.
	This still sucks ass and I still have no idea what the fuck is going on or who is
against who. Some guy named Cobra gets run over or shot or something and Gustave goes around
grunting and killing people and random things happen. Then at the end a guy named Johnny
who seems to be in charge of a place that has an "Eclipse Blocking" machine tries to stop
and kill Gustave from blocking the sun and then some other stuff happens... Shitty movie.
Shitty Action... Shitty Shitty Shitty. SHITTY!
	


Story:		0/10  
Animation:	5/10 
Scenery:	5/10
Voices:		1/10
Music:		3/10
Total:		14/50


The Movies Highs:
*no absolutely not.


The Movies Lows:
*yes, everything other than maybe the music


Bottom Line:
*FEH!	


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