Title: The Life of Frogman
Director: Leigh McDonald & Cal Flavell
Genre: Comedy
Type: Hate
Reviewer: Tuna Hematoma

Depth - 1/15
Animation - 0/10
Music - 1/10
Sound Effects - 1/10
Balance - 3/10
Innovation - 3/10
Extras - 2/5
Total - 11/70

"Here's a nice piece of sh*t"... a quote from Billy Madison best describes this
movie. Except you should take out "nice" cuz it's just complete poo. All this is
is a movie that supposed to make fun of Frogman. Now, when you look at the
rating... *waits for reader to look* it's supposed to be a horrible movie.

As the title says, it's the life of Frogman. He lives in a mudhut in Mexico and
watches homosexual pornography, he gets told off by his dad and... yeah.
You can't understand anything people are saying because the voices are way
to quiet.

Frogman, now punished or something, (again, can't hear voices) takes this time
to make a movie... so naturally in a hate movie, the film is as bad as one could be
making "Bongo the Travelor" looking like an oscar film.

That's pretty much all that happens in this film and I get why it's so bad... but see,
if you want to make an effective hate movie, you can make it bad, but don't make 
it so bad that no one will laugh at it, or like it in any way.... this was just a horrible
hate movie that doesn't really do anything. I mean, the insults and the ideas in the
movie were just too weak and makes this even worse and not enjoyable.