Title: Ham Wars
Company/Director: Alex Stefanelli
Genre: Short... something
Reviewed by MidbackMan


1/10


Review:
	Well, the 3dmm director who's name pierces into the hearts of other directors
everywhere when it is called... is not here. But instead we have yet another piece of
garbage from Alex Stefanelli. Apparently, he's learned to add the effect of slowly removing
text one letter at a time. Boy, he's catching up quick. In no time, I'd say another five
years tops, he'll have learned enough to rank up there with such great movies as the 
widely known Bongo the Traveler! Ham Wars is a one second piece of crap of a pig who gets
squished by something. I forget what, it was so bad that my brain has blocked it out.
Personally, I think Alex Stefanelli is purposely making his movies this bad just to mock me
so I'll get mad and HAVE to make fun of his movies... Well, those anger management courses
paid off and I'm not mad. I'm just going to move on with my life, just like how everyone
else will move on without watching this movie. Everything is as it should be...