Title: Homeland
Director: Blake Walker
Genre: Drama?
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	At the time of this review, Homeland may have been out for a while. It has a couple
songs from the real movie, "American Beauty" so I figure it's not THAT old but the use of
crappy premade 3dmm scenes and really bad voices make me think that this was made when
the director was still a newbie. I don't know for sure, it just seems that way from
watching this movie.
	This review was written about the same time "Homeland 2" came out and I only decided
to get this because I was informed that I would need to see this movie in order to "get"
Homeland 2. I'll save you all some trouble. Homeland is about a family who lives in the 3dmm
mansion and is visited by a fat slob of a man that goes by the name of Bob (played by the
3dmm character Bongo) and Bob instantly barges in and takes over the place. Sooner or later
the man of the family kicks Bob out and then just a little while later a whole party of
Bob's come back and take over the whole neiborhood. I don't know whether to think this a
silly plot or a horror of some type. I couldn't really tell since the movie was just so
badly done.
	The scenery was mostly premade, which I can handle but the animation was just some
standard crap with some really bad "punches" thrown in. It got even worse when you heard
the voices. It sounded like somebody was breathing into the microphone. Doesn't anybody
listen to their own voices before using them in movies?
	This movie's "interesting" story isn't worth the crappy 3dmm mistakes which totally
destroyed the movie for me and depending on what you like may or may not bother you. I
just personally think that with all of the crap in it, the story seems even worse and the
movie is not entertaining.


Story:		5/10  
Animation:	2/10 
Scenery:	2/10
Voices:		1/10
Music:		2/10
Total:		12/50


The Movies Highs:
*An original story at best


The Movies Lows:
*Crappy 3dmm Movie/Shit for tech stats in every category


Bottom Line:
	A waste of time. You'll be bored by the crappy 3dmm visuals and the horrible
voices and the story won't even matter to you.


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