Title: Homeland 2
Director: Spencer Crabb
Genre: Action?
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	I had seen Homeland 1 not 5 minutes before watching this shitfest because I was
told that I would not understand Homeland 2 if I did not. It didn't make the slightest
difference. Either way, Homeland 2 still sucks. Blake Walker directed Homeland 1 and for
some reason Spencer Crabb decided to direct a sequel. Like it needed a sequel...
	In Homeland 1 a family's home was taken over by a fat guy named Bob and a whole
bunch of other Bob's took over the neighborhood. In THIS movie Bob's all over have taken
over the city and are calling it Bobville or something like that, I forget... Anyway, we
see Bob's walking all over for about half of the movie and then the Bob who took over the
house of the family in the first movie answers a knock at the door and in come a bunch of
"Franks" who start to replace the Bob's... The movie does nothing to tell us anything about
the previous movie so that description you just got from me was the best you're going to
get. The story doesn't have any of the drama that Homeland 1 tried to have (even though
Homeland 1 failed, too) and the "action" is some slow crappy shots from a couple guys in a
few premade scenes. It's pretty piss poor.
	There's some crappy music and the voices sucked in this one too. They weren't as
bad as in Homeland 1, where the voices sounded very much like somebody was purposely
breathing into the mic for all of the characters and trying to make the voices inaudible,
but they weren't good, anyway...
	I'm kinda gettin' sick of this type of trash. Someone put a sticker on this and
throw it into the pile marked CRAP MOVIE!


Story:		1/10  
Animation:	4/10 
Scenery:	3/10
Voices:		2/10
Music:		1/10
Total:		11/50


The Movies Highs:
*I deleted it with ease.


The Movies Lows:
*Story? Nope
*Action? Nope
*Drama? Nope


Bottom Line:
	Totally useless movie...not worth the download time at all.


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