Title: Learn French
Director: Chris Palmer
Genre: A Boring Movie
Review by: MidbackMan

1/10

Review:
	For exactly 2914 frames, not including the fading in and out, this movie BORES THE
HELL OUT OF YOU! AHHHHHHH!!!!! DON'T DOWNLOAD THIS MOVIE! In the end credits it says the
Learn Languages Lessons were created by Tony Teulan but this movie was directed by Chris
Palmer. I don't know who to kill first! For the opening scene, there's a eally long intro
of credits in French, with absolutely NO SOUND! First off, it's supposed to be a lesson in
French but unfortunately, IT DOESN'T TEACH ANYTHING! If I didn't know French and I was
watching this movie to learn French, I would end this movie STILL NOT KNOWING ANY FRENCH!
	God dammit this is pitiful. I PRAY that no one else is subject to viewing this
amazingly stupid piece of crap. I didn't know the shit could hit the fan this hard. There's
a scene at the beginning and one at the end with Chris Palmer, standing in front of a globe
and talking with text boxes. The last text box, I swear, lasts forever! In the one actual
scene where we're supposed to be "learning French," a woman walked through the premade
3dmm city and walked slowly... It took about ten minutes just to get around the corner,
where she would then spend about ten seconds of text boxes speaking in basic French
subtitles. The French did seem like the kind of words that they might teach beginners at
school in a French class, but THERE WERE NO ENGLISH SUBTITLES OR VOICES TO TELL US WHAT WAS
WHAT! GOD! I can't stand this trash. According to the movie, this was made exclusively for
the 3dmm Backlot and with shit like this, it's no wonder Backlot is changing it's name to
something else. Chris Palmer and Tony Teulan are the two worst 3dmm Directors I've ever
seen. If I ever find them I'm going to hack their computers, give them a computer virus that
will disable their 3dmm programs, and then I will travel to their homes where I will hunt
them for sport.