Title: The Matrix
Company/Director: Rich Echols
Genre: Newbie Action Rip Off
Reviewed by MidbackMan


1/10


Review:
	Feh, what a piece of crap and waste of time this is. This is a crappy remake of the
Matrix (sort of) that uses handmade scenery and 3dmm midis throughout, while borinng us with
lack of words, or even text boxes and lots of crappy animation. To best describe this movie
would be to say that, it's as if a newbie 3dmm director tried to make the best movie he
could but was too stupid to figure out that you can make your own scenes and use your own
voices. It looks that way because in a few scenes, it seems as if the director actually
tried to make a fun movie by, during one "fight" scene inside the premade, 3dmm scene, known
as the Mansion, changed the camera angle to simulate moving around the character when he
jumped into the air, where he then proceeded to "kick" the bad guy.
	If this movie had some handmade scenery and some enjoyable effects then I could
accept it as at least a decent "pointless action movie" but instead every movement is pretty
much a click and drag affair. To point out one or two good things about the movie, the
director did in one scene use a special effect. It was the movement of one character from
side to side and then copy and pasting the same character in the second frame and then
again in the third... Y'know, to make it look as if he's moving so fast you can see a
blurring effect? An oldschool effect but since it's the only one in the movie it stood out.
	That certainly doesn't make this movie worth downlaoding and watching. To make the
movie even worse, there's a horrible selection of music. MIDIs in the movie, my god, when
will people learn? You'd think that with a program as old as 3dmm, people today, who are
just getting and starting to use the game, would at least be able to learn such an
antiquated system. I mean, christ! My little kid of a cousin is learning Flash and these
people don't know how to make a decent movie that has the simplest effects that make a 3dmm
movie fun to watch! AND these people submit these movies to others in the hopes that crap
like this will be good enough that people will like. Well, that's why I'm here to stop the
madness! STAY AwAY!