Title: McBain
Company/Director: Kingham Productions/Marc Kingham & Tom Simpson
Genre: Action
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	This movie is shite. A little tip for everyone: If you're going to rip off a
Simpson's character and make a movie about him at least make it funny! The acting in this
was HORRIBLE! The script sucked. Well, the parts of it I could understand. Most of it was
drowned out by freakishly loud and unnecessary music that didn't mix at all with the lame
and extremely slow "action" that only a newbie would make. You know what I mean. Click,
drag, click, drag...
	There were maybe 2 scenes I thought looked remotely decent and they were ruined by
either the bad acting or lack of any sound at all. Speaking of sound I can't forget that the
sound effects were very amateurish and for the most part seemed like they were all the 3dmm
defaults.
	I don't like newbie movies, you don't like newbie movies. This is a newbie movie.
Don't watch it. Simple.


Story:		0/10  
Animation:	2/10 
Scenery:	5/10
Voices:		1/10
Music:		2/10
Total:		10/50


The Movies Highs:
*A few pieces of scenery looked alright


The Movies Lows:
*The action was slow and newbie-ish (meaning it sucked)
*The music didn't fit at all with the newbie action but it was loud enough to give me a
headache
*The few voices you could actually hear sucked
*not funny. why isn't it funny?


Bottom Line:
	A newbie action movie. Go away.


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