Title: Noo Noo and Doo Doo
Director: om Simpson
Genre: Action-Comedy? Maybe
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular


Review:
	Noo Noo and Doo Doo is a stupid story that was written by what I guess must've been
a little kid because all of the thousands of text boxes in the movie had pathetic spelling
and grammar errors and the story itself could only have been written by a little kid (or
Jeff Ching). It had a couple babies who were thrown out by their parents for beating up
another baby in their family whom they were jealous of and then when they grow up they do
some drugs and end up going to Mars and almost getting raped by aliens when Flash Gordon
saves them. They go back to Earth where they're still wanted by the Police and one of the
characters becomes a pop star and the other a net-ball player. It's a pretty stupid and
boring story to watch. Maybe if it weren't written by a little kid and if it had decent
effects AND VOICES! it could've been something at least a bit funny. I mean, granted you'd
have to find someone amazingly funny to pull something this crappy, off. The only thing I
thought was half decent were a few city type scenes that I later found out in the credits
were stolen from Apocalypse by Robert Domke. This movie is trash and I caution you all to
make a serious judgment call on whether you want to waste your time on something so... dumb.


Story:		2/10  
Animation:	4/10 
Scenery:	5/10
Voices:		0/10
Music:		2/10
Total:		13/50


The Movies Highs:
*Some stolen scenes... but hey, that's bad right?


The Movies Lows:
*Everything


Bottom Line:
	A really stupid and LONG "no-talkie" film that has stupid 7 year old humor and bad
spelling and grammar, not to mention it's halla-boring and a waste of fucking time!


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