Title: Poo-Tang Granny
Director: Daniel Garfield
Genre: Short Comedy... but to be honest it's not that funny
Review by: MidbackMan

2/10

Review:
	First off, it's POONTANG! you idiot! Even though it's not really a word in the
English Dictionary, that's how you spell it! Get it right, fuzzball! Why do I always end up
correcting people on the dumbest things? If you're going to make a movie about poontang at
least know what the fuck it is! This starts off with a sort of funny couple lines from the
mother, who tells her kids in a manly voice that she doesn't love them and they have to go
live with there grandmother who the kids say touches them in their private places. That
wasn't a bad way to start off the film and after those two lines I had thought, maybe it
won't be so bad. But things to go downlhill from there, I'm sorry to say.
	The kids are being driven slowly, through some crappy scenes that say to us that
it's a scary movie... then they finally reach their grandparents home when their grandma
starts trying to... hug... them... It pretty much goes on with the grandmother chasing the
kids around the 3dmm mansion while some kid mumbles "screams" into a microphone until the
grandfather shoots his wife and then proceeds to put a sign outside of his house that says
fresh whores. And that's the end of that chapter (tosses scarf over shoulder). I gave this
one point over one because of the one joke in the beginning but this is really a waste of
time.