Title: Psycho Company/Director: Tom Simpson Genre: Drama? I dunno Reviewed by MidbackMan Scale: 5 to 10: Very Bad A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother 11 to 20: Bad A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time 21 to 30: It's okay Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great 31 to 40: Good Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre 41 to 50: Very Good Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular Review: Tom Simpson sucks at making movies. This I will tell you. Psycho SEEMS to be some sort of dramatic type of movie. It starts off with this kid played by Jeff Ching - he sees his parents who for some reason look like very badly constructed 3dmm shadows and his Dad shoots his Mom. I think they were supposed to be shadows. Shadows behind what though? What are we seeing them through that they're shadows? Or can they just not afford to pay the electric bill? Anyway, this dude sees his Dad murder his mom. Then, after some extremely non-animated action scenes we see this dude grown up and his friend gets killed in a war. And then apparently Jeff Ching's character and a few others become POW's or something and Jeff shoots a guy who made fun of his friend. Then, somehow in this jail as a punishment, Jeff (who by the way I'm calling Jeff because I can't be arsed to remembed the character's name) gets "suspended from the Army" and then he's released from Prison or something and goes and sees some guy and shoots him or something... I dunno. The whole thing reeks of really shitty 3dmm movie making. Look, the animation SUCKS, the music SUCKS or sometimes isn't there, the scenery SUCKS... i think maybe one scene looked alright but it wasn't even made by Tom Simpson from what I learned of the silent non-music-playing credits. Maybe this was an attempt to save file size by not putting music in the very beginning and end. But then why make scrolling credits? You can't fit "everything except credits and voices by Tom Simpson" without a scrolling text? And oh my God, the voices, did I mention those yet? They're atrocious! Jeff Ching is the main character like I said, which is bad enough because he sucks at acting. When he speaks it doesn't sound like he's reading it just sounds like he's a moron. Like some really fat thirty-seven year old named Happy who was dropped as a kid one too many times. But that wasn't bad enough so Simpson got even worse actors whose acting both SUCKED and the quality of the voices made me think that Tom is too much of a pussy to tell the people they their voices suck cuz any normal person or a person who isn't a complete idiot wouldn't have included voices that were more static than voice. I swear, if Tom makes another movie I'll probably download it cuz I like to watch and review all 3dmm movies but be sure that after two shitty movies (his previous being "McBain") I can tell you I don't see Tom's movies EVER getting better than this. So, just a warning to all of you peeps out there who think that a newbie director is worth giving a chance to, screwz youz. Story: 1/10 Animation: 2/10 Scenery: 5/10 Voices: 1/10 Music: 1/10 Total: 10/50 The Movies Highs: *no. really, it has none. I can't think of one. OH WAIT! no... The Movies Lows: *Voices, Music, (& lack of occasionally) Animation... Bottom Line: Fucking waste of time. Waste of fucking time. Fucking Time-waster. Time Fucking Wasting Piece of Shit. Any more variations you can think of are good. NOTE TO READER: Take notice that the technical scores are just that: Technical Scores. The review will contain an opinion of how enjoyable the movie was overall. The Tech Scale may not reflect the opinions in the written review. As always if you agree or disagree with any of the opinions or technical scores in this article please feel free NOT to take it up with MidbackMan or the management of Review Central since no one really gives a rats ass about what you have to say. That's why you're at this site.