Title: The Snowman
Company/Director: Planet Productions/Redwampa
Genre: Short... I dunno. There's Action, Horror, Comedy... & it's a holiday 
movie!
Reviewed by MidbackMan


Scale:
5 to 10: Very Bad	A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother
11 to 20: Bad		A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your 
time
21 to 30: It's okay	Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not 
great
31 to 40: Good		Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the 
specific genre
41 to 50: Very Good	Well worth your attention; Content and design are 
spectacular


Review:
	It's kinda late. I wanna sleep. But this movie still was hella good. And 
I'm sure if I was more awake it'd be even better than that! I have to pee. Brb...
...Okay BACK! I just peed out of a sliding door onto some rocks because I'm 
too lazy to go find a toilet. My parents MAY or may not kick me out of their house 
tommorow if I don't get a job and my dog smells really bad - GO AWAY DOG!

	Up above where it says GENRE - read that. That explains it all except that 
the story is about a hat like the one from Frosty the Snowman that has magical powers 
except the hat turns everything that wears it into a possessed (by the hat spirit 
apparently) thing that likes to kill. Oh, and it's not THAT short. I mean, it's kinda short but 
long enough to annoy you if you wanna hurry up and get to bed.

	The story reminded me a bit of that movie with Denzel Washington. "Fallen" 
i think it was called. Not sure. Doesn't matter. Cross between that and that Frosty 
cartoon.

	Good Movie, WATCH IT! Midback's Steakhouse Seal of Approval!!! Three 
exclamation points to show you just how much I liked it.


Story/Flow:	10/10
Animation:	8/10
Scenery:	8/10
Voices:		10/10 (there were no voices... PERFECT TEN!)
Music:		10/10
Total:		46/50


The Movies Highs:
*It's Good - that's always a plus!


The Movies Lows:
*It's too late to bother figuring out what was wrong with it. Nothing, Okay? 
Why should I objectify someone elses' art with criticisms that are both inane and 
completely none of my business? HUH? WHY?!


Bottom Line:
Get this NOW! If you don't FUCK YOU and leave the community RIGHT NOW! If 
you don't i'll have Space Goat ban you from the board. THAT'S RIGHT!


BECAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT! Midback liked this movie so much he wanted to watch 
more of the same type of movie so MidbackMan also recommends to people who enjoyed this:

The Toymaker - Dopp


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