Title: Sgt. Steve: The Movie
Director: Jason Ruiz
Genre: Comedy
Type: Long
Reviewer: Tuna Hematoma

Depth - 10/15
Animation - 7/10
Music -10/10
Sound Effects - 9/10
Balance - 6/10
Innovation - 10/10
Extras - 5/5
Total - 57/70



This was definately one of the weirdest movies I've ever had to give an opinion on... not because it was a stupid/funny movie
but because, it was the most boring movie on the planet... but then it would be the funniest movie on the planet. I mean,
for the whole movie it did that to me. Like, when the narrator and the prostitute was having sex, that was dumb and I didn't laugh,
but then they broke the table, which was hilarious. Then there was Stevie's day he was concieved... it showed a penis, which is
"Jeff Ching" humour, which doesn't appeal to me at all, but then Steve's dad stuck a certain thing back in and hit sperm and hit
it right into the egg, which made me laugh. Another example would be at the beginning of the movie where that blue guy
gets hit with a stick or something, I thought that was really dumb and really drawn out... but at the end where something happens
it almost made me crap my pants with laughter... oh oh! Just remembered another one! The first "Saved By The Bell" part was
hilarious, then when it was the song, it was lame!

People also said the end creidts were cool and
original. Which makes me wonder, did they not see DD?? It was a total
ripoff."

I'm not giving more of a review, because JASON RUIZ IS AN ASS... oh yeah, this gets my "Greater Tuna Recommendation"!
Cuz well, it's a really funny movie, had some other parts worth mentioning, but, bite me, I hate everyone! (Besides Red... the only
3DMMer not to sell out to 3dmm.com... those corporate ho-bags!)