Title: Wrestlemania 5000 Company/Director: Nick the Almighty Genre: Wrestling/Action Reviewed by MidbackMan Scale: 5 to 10: Very Bad A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother 11 to 20: Bad A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time 21 to 30: It's okay Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great 31 to 40: Good Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre 41 to 50: Very Good Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular Review (possible spoilers ahead): Ahh, I'm so cool. First one besides Nick himself and maybe his friend Smitty to see the movie. I uploaded and gave it out. I'm so cool. Hell, I even have a really cool part in this movie, unlike some others WHO ALL SUCK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Not only is this a wrestling movie, it's the BEST wrestling movie... Ever! It has more action than any action movie I've ever seen and lots and lots of the awesomeist special effects in a 3dmm movie. This is m new favorite movie. What NUTS or Bodily Functions did for Fantasy Adventure and what Tuna did with Semsatia and Jason Ruiz did with The Jason Show, and according to Jeff Ching, himself all did for comedy movies, this does that for Wrestling Movies in 3dmm. This is amazing on so many levels. It's not just a Wrestling movie. It's also a Comedy. Nick does an amazing job using his own talent that no one ever knew he had to make people laugh using witty comedy. Here's just one small example of a funny bit from Wm5k that's to the best of my recollection: Vivalavova: "Oh man, I can't wait until the rumble" NTA: "Sorry Viv, yer not in the rumble... y'know i wanted you in it but... I had to finish the movie and all, y'know..." Vivalavova: "Oh, okay I understand how it is." *walks off* "GOD DAMMIT!" Dustin Guest: "Hahahaha, we saw what you just did to Vivalavova, that was funny man." NTA: "Yeah, hey you guys aren't in the rumble, sorry." *walks off* Nick made the movie very personal and down to earth by including himself in the movie a lot and there was a lot of what seemed like a "real" feeling to the movie created by Nick's constant presence. I'm not giving this movie real story points below. If you look at the score below and wonder why it's a 10 then understand that I also give points in that category for the flow of a movie and WM had a great flow. Every match was executed with no repetition and was amazing in detail in every single scene. The music, as usual to Nick's wrestling movies was awesome. There were so many people in the rumble that I wonder if there will ever be a future wrestling movie in 3dmm without someone saying that it used the same music Nick did in Wrestlemania 5000. Mixed with the cool custom intros for every person and with the cool music Nick chose, some really awesome action effects were created that made me excited to be watching the movie. Speaking of Action effects, I'm sure a lot of people have seen movies where something really cool happens and they get a tingling feeling. That tingling feeling is what I use to determine what is just a regular ok movie and what is an amazing movie. If you can make me tingle (or if it's a drama - almost cry) then you've made a good movie. Nick did this. Shut up... I'm still tougher than all of you and could kick yer god damned asses! Anywho, I won't spoil it but the ending to the match between Steve Astill and Cal Flavell was amazing! I was a little disappointed at my demise in this movie and the fact that I didn't win the rumble (sorry if you thought I did and I ruined something... yeah right!) but Nick seems to think I'm the best voice actor in the world (and so don't I) so for no particular reason included a funny ending with something from me. I rizzule! No one else can say they have a cool part @ the end of Wm5k like me... except for the winners of the matches... I was hella honored to be in it at all. Thanks Nick. I'm giving this my personal Seal of Approval, the Midback's Steakhouse Personal Seal of Approval, which means this movie is GOD and you better get it or you have no right to be in the 3dmm Community. 50 out of 50! Oh yeah, I forgot. One other thing this movie is, besides a Wrestling Movie, Action Movie, Comedy, and so on is a Goodbye Movie. Nick's parents, if you haven't heard, are getting rid of his connection the the internet and he won't be with us anymore until he gets a new one, which could very well be twenty years from now (he'll be 40 something. I should hope he can afford an ISP by then...)... It was very sad although quite entertaining at the end when Nick read off the names of the people who all wanted to be in his movie. Nick is probably one of the most popular 3dmmers in the community and that list proves it. This movie will always be known forever and ever as one of the greatest movies of all time. Nick may come back and make more wrestling movies and make them better and better each time but just like a lot of us remember Jason Ruiz' Action Joe 2 as what was a revolutionary movie at the time, so this is too. Sad but @ least Nick went out with probably the biggest and coolest bang ever! Cya Nick. I hope. Story: 10/10 Animation: 10/10 Scenery: 10/10 Voices: 10/10 Music: 10/10 Total: 50/50 The Movies Highs: *Best Animation for a Wrestling Movie I've ever Seen. Beats all other WM's ten times over The Movies Lows: *I didn't win the Rumble. Bottom Line: I didn't win the Rumble but that doesn't change the fact that this is probably the coolest Action, Wrestling, Comedy thing ever to come out of 3dmm Ever and for a long freakin' time! If you're ever looking for a wrestling movie THIS IS IT! Fuck all my other reviews of Wrestling Movies, THIS is what you want to download! RIGHT THE FUCK NOW! NOTE TO READER: Take notice that the technical scores are just that: Technical Scores. The review will contain an opinion of how enjoyable the movie was overall. The Tech Scale may not reflect the opinions in the written review. As always if you agree or disagree with any of the opinions or technical scores in this article please feel free NOT to take it up with MidbackMan or the management of Review Central since no one really gives a rats ass about what you have to say. That's why you're at this site.