Title: You Have...
Director: Matthew Hill and Mark Hario
Genre: Short Comedy
Review by: MidbackMan

4/10

Review:
	Do you even know how many "death-movies" there are in 3dmm?! There are millions! I
can't stand them! They're just thirty second clips of people getting killed in ways that
make no sense! Fortunately, in the case of this movie, it's at least a bit funny... for the
first few seconds.
	The "story" of this thirty second movie is that AOL (America Online) is killing
people who sign onto it by some weird magic, that whenever it says "You Have..." and then
another phrase, it happens to whomever was sitting at the computer at the time of the
message. For instance, if it said, "You have...  no legs." The users legs would come off.
	It was a cute and funny idea for the first one or two times but because of the fact
that it had no story, it was hella-short, and for my hate of short movies, I am giving this
a five out of ten. It gets a few more points for at least being a little bit original with
the whole "death-movie" idea.