Title: Zombie 3: Dead City Company/Director: New Dream Productions/James Ballard Genre: Reviewed by MidbackMan Scale: 5 to 10: Very Bad A film of just terrible Quality; Don't bother 11 to 20: Bad A few slightly redeeming qualities but still not worth your time 21 to 30: It's okay Very ordinary technical stats; Not worthless but not great 31 to 40: Good Above average; Usually recommended to the fan of the specific genre 41 to 50: Very Good Well worth your attention; Content and design are spectacular Review: Before James' movies start, lately he always seems to put a really cool preview of an upcoming movie of his. In Zombie 3 it is of Zombie the Movie. That preview looks SWEEEET! I can't wait for it. I think previews always look better though so maybe I'm exaggerating. But the preview looks sweet... Anyway, the movie: First thing I remembered to remember to say about this movie was that I thought the voice acting was stale and very poopy. The dialogue was boring, monotone and every other sentence was either cut off before it was completely finished or by another person who had something equally boring to say. The second thing I remembered to remember to say about this movie was that there's lots and lots of music. In the opening credits it says Evan Strobel composed the Zombie Theme Music. Is that the music playing during the opening credits? Anyway, there's lots of music. SO much music and it won't go away! There's dramatic music EVERYWHERE even when there really doesn't need to be (which is everywhere). The third thing is I hate the South Video Logo and want it to go away right now. Fourth thing is that in the final climatic (if you wanna call it that) fight scene between some guys I don't know and some zombies there is WAY too much noise going on for what is probably the worst animated action scene in the history of 3dmm... I can't even express my feelings toward its crappiness in words without saying the word Fuck twenty seven times (in anger mind you). Ugh, James movies have turned into Trash. His last one before this, Jurassic Park was a garbled piece of nothing with lots of stupid music that didn't fit and gave me a headache. This is the same. The movie ends with some stupid trashy ending where one guy says his next partner is Nick Devayo (?) and the other guy is liek, "NICK DEVAYO!!!!!!!!" and it pans on his face really quick like i'm supposed to be shocked after hearing that name. Who the fuck is Nick Devayo?! Story: 1/10 Animation: 3/10 Scenery: 6/10 Voices: 2/10 Music: 5/10 Total: 17/50 The Movies Highs: *It's not that long The Movies Lows: *Everything from voices to music to the fucking crappy animation! Even the fucking credits pissed me off! And for the love of hell I don't need to see "South Video" 3 fucking times in one movie... Bottom Line: Fuck You James Ballard. Fuck You straight to Hell! This is poop! WHY did you make this movie?! It's HORRIBLE! I mean, the first two built up the movie and built it up well and you just ruined it with this. If I were you I'd take this back. Start from scratch and release ANOTHER movie called Zombie 3 version 2 where you make everything GOOD because you just wasted everyone's time with Zombie 1 and 2... I mean, what was the point of making two intense movies if you're going to just fuck it over when it comes time to show off the muscle of the movie?! WHY?! NOTE TO READER: Take notice that the technical scores are just that: Technical Scores. The review will contain an opinion of how enjoyable the movie was overall. The Tech Scale may not reflect the opinions in the written review. As always if you agree or disagree with any of the opinions or technical scores in this article please feel free NOT to take it up with MidbackMan or the management of Review Central since no one really gives a rats ass about what you have to say. That's why you're at this site.